Welcome

In my arcade bar, you shall follow my rules:

• Be of legal drinking age
• Expect mild swearing
• Do not hit the machines
• Do not trespass into staff only areas. You will feel my gaze piercing your soul when you are somewhere you do not belong. That will be your cue for you to turn back.

If you comply to these terms, proceed to browse the website by pressing buttons on the arcade cabinet at the bottom.

This website uses javascript to enable or disable cosmetic CRT effects on the arcade cabinet, as well as to run the HTML minigames I made. Disabling javascript or webgl will disable those features without any other effects on the website.